Tuesday, January 7, 2014
An online daily putting "Hooray!" in your day
THE LIGHTER SIDE OF HOORAY
What did the Buddhist say to the Hot Dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Why did the orange take a prune to the party?
Because he couldn't find a date!!
A guy walks into a bar and sees an attractive woman sitting alone. He asks, "Outside? Under? Around? Over?" The woman gives him a cool look and asks, "are you trying to preposition me?"
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?